Flat Bill Hat


the most r-t-rded looking thing a human can wear on their head. usually worn by teenage or mid-20something males to look “cool.”
“look at that tool over there, with the flat bill hat”

“check out my hat!” “sorry bro, you look like a r-t-rd.”

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