Flat Brimmed Energy Drinker
somewhere between a skittle thug and what you would find under flat brim. but most applicable when applied to downhill mountain bikers. they have an affinity for chilling at the trailhead b-mping gansta rap and puffin’ tuff and are physically incapable of getting their $5,000 bicycle up the hill so must coordinate with a cohort to shuttle themselves up and down the mountain with their two $30,000 pick up trucks. as you can see, this becomes a financially burdensome endeavor, especially when you take into account the 5 monsters they consume per day.
you flat brimmed energy drinkers are douchebags!
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