flat coke


(see also flat)

soda that has been left out too long or is old, thus losing its carbon-dioxide infused goodness that we like to call fizz. it is not good. it makes people sad.

flat’s best friend and synonym is warm.
yeah, i opened it last night, so all there was for breakfast was flat c-ke.

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