flat dog


crocodile
look at all the flat dogs on the riverbank.

the zambezi is infested with flatties.
when a meat-head or bro tackles a smaller person so that he can violently rub his head on their head. the purpose of the flat dog may be h-m-erotic in nature.
sean, stop flat d-gg-ng kyle. he’s about to cry and you have a texas-sized erection.
a group of djs and hipsters who determine the future of pop.
flatdog is the future.

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