Flat Jack


a flat jack is a square of breaded processed chicken that can be heated up in a toaster instead of an oven, making it a quick and convenient lunch option or snack food.
it’s like a chicken nugget that is the size and shape of a pop-tart.
hey man, i’m hungry, but i dont want to heat up the oven or turn on the stove for something small. what do i do?

oh, no problem. stick a couple flat jacks in the toaster and you’re good to go dude.

thanks brah

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