Flat Oner


a term used when people choose to go to bed early and don’t go out on nights out with the rest of the house, commonly misunderstood as an insult this is a term which has no maliciousness behind it.
examples of a flat oner would include the girls in flat one, rebecca, jo, gabriella, charlotte and kirsteen

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