flat-waps


1. br–sts of a usually older and over-weight female which are saggy, long, flat and astoundingly repulsive.

2. br–sts that when not upholstered by a bra hang so low that they pose a serious trip hazard to the lady who they belong to.
“is she a milf?” “no f-cking way, she’s got flat-waps and bingo wings!”

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