flatcocking


(noun) slang term used to describe lesbian s-x.
sh-tpants and her friend there have been flatc-cking for so long, they are starting to look alike.
the act of two women (lesbian or not) sitting across from each other with their legs spread open and sideways, allowing for full contact of their v-g-n- to one another. once in contact, they begin rubbing/grinding themselves against the other’s v-g-n-. not entirely unlike the act of using a two-headed d-ld- and coming all the way together, only this does not involve a d-ld-.
my dyk- neighbors would probably spend a romantic evening flat c-cking each other, since they were too poor to buy a d-ld- or strap-on.

i can’t believe n-body has heard of the term “flat c-cking”

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