Flatfoot
a police officer.
dude hide the sh-t here comes a flatfoot
expression for the system administrator which is extremely untidy and his office is a complete mess. flat foot means that there is only enough sp-ce underneath his door to slide a box of pizza.
his office is a mess, he is a flat foot.
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