flatulatory rape


exposing an individual or group to a fart in a situation from which the victim(s) cannot easily escape. the most well-know example is the cl-ssic dutch oven technique, wherein one pulls bedcovers over the intended victim. also applies in elevators, moving vehicles, and other confined sp-ces.
we were riding with howard and he unleashed an epic -ss cloud in the car. i thought i was gonna die.

didn’t you roll down the window?

nah, howard locked the power windows.

man, that’s straight-up flatulatory rape!

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