Flavorblasted
when you have a sensitive and eat something that gives you bad diarrhea all night long
hannah i ate cheese and got flavor blasted.
to be flavorblasted, a member of either gender must eat a bag, or a large amount, of flavorblasted goldfish. once the fingers have a healthy coating of cheese, salt, etc, one can “flavorblast” their own -n-l cavity, or someone else’s. usually, the activity ends here, but in some states, the person who did the flavorblasting can eat the residue from the -n-l c-n-l.
“steve, hurry up and finish those goldfish, i’ve been waiting to get flavorblasted for twenty minutes.”
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