flaxer


a fat lacrosse player who is absolutely horrible at the game but thinks that they are good
guy 1: man i was absolutely dangling in my lax game the other day.
guy 2: bra thats not an accomplishment, the other team was filled with flaxers who didn’t even know how to play
guy 1: yeah i know dude but who cares i still dangled all over those flaxers

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