FLDS

a cult in texas with people who marry at 13 and have hundreds of children while being whipped and beaten. (polygamy)(cult)(texas) (underage marriage) (religion)
“that guy has 3 wives that are thirteen”
“he must be in the flds”
flat laydown. in sales terms especially with car dealers an fld is an easy sale where no selling is involved where the buyer is already to go and no “selling” is required.
john got that fld deal on that bmw 328i. big deal!
“f-cking lesbian drama.” drama that can only be created by lesbians. if you are a lesbian, or bosom buddy to a lesbian and have offered an ear to her relationship woes, you will know what this means.
“oh honey, it sounds like another case of ‘fld'”
1. acronym for ‘f-cking let down’. used in the case of a young large slapper, or commonly known as a ‘big cat’ amongst his allies for using a complete lack of organisation and innitiative at key moments (eg. cr-p corner in the game of dallas). has a history of family disownership, hence the resulting t-tle ‘f-cking let down’
2. fld can be used to describe anything that has been built to extreme levels of antic-p-tion but failed to reach that point.
– the real direz, jesus spaz
person a: “yeah… i’m like really good at dallas. probably the best you’ll ever see”
-person a does a complete sh-thouse kick and loses the ball on the roof of the library
person b (and -ssociates): “f..l..d!”
foreign language drunk
fld is when you see some kid from spanish 101 wasted at a party and he wont stop speaking to you in spanish
feel like dog sh-t. a disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call jd from rio hondo, texas. symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
headache, body ache, lethargy, chills, post nasal drip, itchy/scratchy throat, sinus pain, random dental pain, neck pain radiating up and around the temples, ringing of the ears, twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. halitosis, eyes sensitive to light. (research continues)
joe: “hey dude, you’re not lookin so good today. w-ssup?”

moe: “f-kin f l d s got me by the cajones……(looking down, shaking head) …f-kin f l d s”….
fld; flash learning disorder; when someonw who has attepted to educated themselves in the animating ways, but is still terrible.
omg i just cant do it.
yes you can.
no i cant!
just try!
i do! but every time i try it ends up gay.
you might have fld.