Flexbian
a girl who is a lesbian only when it suites her.
“omg, jessica is such a flexbian!”
“yea, she dates girls but only when guys aren’t interested in her”
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unabashedly viewing restaurant menus online before you arrive so that when you get there you already know what you want to eat. “dude, what are you looking at?” “i’m foreeating my vacation next week!”
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- four-twentyopheliac
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- hermaphaggot
1. a hermaphrodite who has traits similar to that of a f-ggot, (not in the literally h-m-s-xual sense, as that would be impossible for someone who is of both genders, but more as a generally offensive term) best used in a mock-moronic sense, spewing saliva while pr-nouncing the ph sound. only a hermaphaggot like billy […]