Flext
a flirtatious text message
the g-rated little brother to the s-xt
awhit, seriously, your boy’s been flexting me all night long.
this guy just called me “fetching” over text message – total flext.
why didn’t brett farve just send a flext? no pictures, son!
verb; to flirt with someone through text messages.
g-d, don’t give claire her phone when she’s drunk! she’ll spend the whole night flexting.
term used when one whom a text message is directed, fails to reply within an appropriate time frame
note: term derived from combination of the words ‘flake’ and ‘text’
-dude, i texted her last night for her mailing address and she still hasn’t responded.
-oh man, without a doubt you’ve been flext!
v. to flirt with someone via text messages. it’s like safe s-xting
n. flexter
adj. flexty
“i’m to shy to talk to him in person. how do i get him to like me?” ” flext! it’s sorta like safe s-xting.”
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