flight attendant
what a cheerleader becomes when forced from the utopian fantasy of school into the real world.
due to the strict academemic and intellectual prerequesits of working at mcdonalds, bambi decided to become a flight attendant instead.
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the person who waits on you on planes. guys are usually gayer than christmas at macy-s. i don’t say that in a disparaging way as i am gay myself. they and their usually straight female coworkers usually have adhd and think of serving peanuts and drinks in a cramped tube with stale, sick air circulating is somehow glamorous. they usually didn’t go to or finish college.
how to p-ss off a flight attendant: hey mary, you f-cking waffle house waitress of the skies! pull the lead out of your -ss and bring me some more peanuts and another gl-ss of pineapple juice! and make it snappy!
a girl version of a wingman, usualy works beter than a wingman
“steph buscigs is my flight attendant”
“yo i pretended to break up with my flight attendant to get that girl!”
1.attractive female employed for safety purposes on aircraft.
2.derogatory term used by ugly girls (who never get a sh-g) to describe good looking girls.
male usage: hey look at that flight attendant, she’s beautiful.
jealous uglyfemale usage: hey look at that flight attendant, what a bimbo.
flight crew employed mainly for safety of the aircraft.
but in asia most are employed mainly upon “pleasing personality”, which is equivalent to good looks, great physique and a positive aura.
most flight attendants in asia are models, cheerleaders, barely-of-legal age.
her nephew wants to be a flight attendant and travel the world.
waiter/waitress in the sky.
did you hear about the flight atttendant who was so dumb….the others noticed?
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