flinthired


crazily, ridiculously and utterly obsessed.

this word is often used when refering to crushes, but can be used to say someone has found a new favorite pasttime. can sometimes mean dangerously obsessed to an unstable degree where one’s friends seriously worry about that person’s sanity.

the word “flinthired” originated when a very wise person said, “she is so obsessed with him, she would let him hire her to strike flint on a rock all day long.”

this word is also an excellent scrabble play.
amanda: omg, did you hear about the newest guy carolyn is flinthired with?

abby: yea, she’s got it soo bad. she checks his away message every ten seconds…

kellee: she never stops talking about him…

amanda: i’m really worried about her…i heard she camped outside his house last night and hasn’t eaten anything but olives since he mentioned he liked them a while ago.

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