flipjob
a woman so unattractive that when a man is having s-x with her, he can no longer stay erect unless doing her from behind.
we were watching the heat, one of my buddy’s asked me if i would ever do melissa mccarthy? i said that i could do it, but it would need to be a flip job.
noun: a somewhat vague term, but usually something a person has done unexpectedly when in a moment of inspiration or some form of epiphany. it can also be something a person does to trick or deceive someone. it can either be positive, negative, or just unexpected and/or ironic.
a flipjob is when you realize you have forgotten to pay child support and promptly leave work to drop off the check and end up getting fired. it is pulling a 180 on a busy street because you realize you’re truly in love with a woman. a flipjob can also simply be when your mind jumps to a random thought and is captivated by that instead of anything important. also, may be a reference to “flipping someone the bird” when they didn’t think you had the b-lls to do so, or possibly even rolling a cigarette of some type.
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