Flissed


completely and utterly horrifically, recklessly, irreparably, disastrously drunk. sure signs of being flissed are the inability to open doors, hold a chicken burger, or remain alive.

if one wants to trace flissed people, they can usually be found at the end of a long line of strewn chicken burger salad, rambling on about tra-ha-has or some sh-t. kind of like the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow – except nothing like that.
cat – “is she flissed again?”
alex – “yeah – she’s fliss”
james – “shut up cat”

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