Flo the Progressive Girl


the highly attractive main character of a continuing series of auto insurance commercials, in which she sells her product through her quirky antics and overall likability.
d-mn, i hate buying insurance but when flo the progressive girl is around it’s all i can think about. that and her cuteness.
a highly annoying(but very bangable,as long as she isn’t speaking) female from the “progressive insurance” commercials
guy #1:dude,i would so bang flo the progressive girl,just as long as she doesn’t speak.
guy #2:i agree.i hate those d-mned commercials,but,i’d run up in it quickly.

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