Floaf
the beer gut on a woman. the large bulging m-ss in the v-g-n-l area of older obese women. also known as a front loaf, gunt, ponch, or front b-tt.
check out her floaf. its like her -ss is in the front.
adjective:
another word for s-x.
too much floafing can be called ecfd (excessive compulsive floafing disorder.)
ex: boy: i think i love you baby.
girl: shutup, you’re just tryna floaf me.
boy: my parents were floafing last night in my car -___-
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