Floak


the act of drifting, as through life, love, or friendship, and succeeding without apparent effort or skill.
john floaked through school and still got a good job, while i’m stuck in zuccotti park.

despite listing “ability to floak” as her only known skill on her resume, meg got the job as ceo.
the ultimate. the very best
banging gong would be so good it would be floak as f-ck!

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