floatation devices


one of many countless slang terms for a woman’s br–sts, particularly large perky br–sts.
-at the annual college swimming championship compet-tion-

chuck: d-mn sean, did you see that erica outswim the other contestants for the umpteenth time? she just won the whole tourney and is the undefeated champion of the whole district! i wonder how the h-ll she does it.
sean: lotsa practice obviously. like the other swimmers. but one could -ssume that it’s in part due to those d-mn fine floatation devices she got on her! -points and ogles at erica as she holds up her trophy to the audience-
chuck: amen, brother! i sure wanna make that one my little bed mermaid! giggidy giggidy!

mark h. ud contributer since february 2004.
see breast

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