floatatious


high ability to float.

awesome buoyancy properties.
finis sells floatatious fins.

a man or woman who has mastered the art of floating in water and flirting at the same time. a true multi-tasker in the ways of mating.

a very s-xy floater.
woman 1: whoa did you see that guy!
woman 2: man i did! he’s got the hair, the equipment… he is so floatatious! i could jump his bones right here in the pool!
woman 2: whoa girl they’ll bar us from this pool with talk like that!

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