floaties


(plural noun) little particles floating in a liquid, most commonly in a beverage
look at the floaties in my cafe mocha.
larger size b–bs make excellent floaties. so by skinnny dipping you allow your br–sts to work as floating devices.
get your floaties out were going for a swim.
randomly found in light colored drinks, preferably those with ice. noticed only after you’ve drank from it already. followed by bouts of denial over how it got there. subject to great debate and one of life’s greatest mysteries.

kev:(sigh)…..f-ck.
small particles of feces found afloat inside the bowl of an improperly flushed toilet.
dude, don’t you know how to flush? you left floaties!
one whom can appear and disappear in an instance, run off motors which help to float around, someone who is slightly stange and may come out with strange comments
— ‘where’s … gone?’

– ‘what a floaty cun-‘
the act of being extremely st–zy, usually takes place while skiing.
i just hucked a dub cork 12 off the money booter, bruh.
dude, i saw. that was so floaty.
1. a person who is indirect and instead talks around the subject.

2. a person who often talks about feelings.

3. a person who is perceived to live in a world of their own and often sees the positives in situations.

4. a person who is distracted by a mult-tude of factors.
1. person a: ” i punched them in the face”
floaty person: “do you think that there are other ways of channeling you emotions?”

2. “how does that make you feel?”, “your energy is making me feel …….”

3. ” these puddles make it like an exciting obstacle course to get to ……. everyday”

4. “where’s the cheese? ooooh, do you smell burning? oh look, there’s a cute little dog out side, isn’t that lovely.”

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