Floating tip
when leaving a tip, put the bills in a gl-ss of water, cover the top with a menu or other stiff surface, then flip the glas upside down, and remove the menu from underneath the gl-ss, resulting in a horrible situation for your waitress/waitor.
its f-cked up. try getting a table near a window so when you leave, you can watch and see what the waitress does about it.
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