Floating turd


a party p–per. one who ruins the fun of things, like a little kid p–ping in a bathtub.
so we were kissing and then his girlfriend walked in and was like wtf man
::omg what a floating t-rd::
yeah i know right??
a useless, waste of sp-ce employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.
that guy in it, he’s a real floating t-rd.

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