when “floats my boat” is too mainstream
-do you like cheesecake?
-yeah, that stuff floats my goat.
an urban slang which means to steal. “dang, shakara fnsed his virginity.” via giphy
- foil bread
bread that is packaged in foil and sold at the market. get me some foil bread b**tch!
- french onion
when you dive into a gorgeous *ss on a hot chick, you know the one that’s like an onion and makes ya wanna cry, but you end up encountering a smelly, sweaty, mung bunghole and you have no choice but to retreat. joe picked up a hot chick at the bar and took her home […]
- friend stand
similar to an one night stand, but with a friend or someone you already know. “i have never had a one night stand, but i have had friend stands.”