Flock of Seagulls

the real ‘flock of seagulls’ is simply the pluralized derivation of the well known ‘seagull’, in which one person jerks it into their own hand and then approaches the soon to be sticky giz receiver, flicks the gew into their face and yells, “seagull!” the ‘flock of seagulls’, as you can imagine, is performed in the same way by a group of greasy nutters. all of which approach their victim at once from different directions and announce, “flock of seagulls!” and fill their targets face and hair with cream of c-ck.
flock of seagulls–
suzie asked kimber why she was curled up crying and all covered with gewwy giz. kimber told suzie that that mean old eddie haskell, wallie and the beav ‘flock of seagulled’ her because she refused to give them a bockc-cky party.
a cr-py hair cut wear the front of your hair is curly and it looks like a flock of seagulls flying in the sky.
hey look matt has a gay hair cut that looks like a flock of seagulls.
noun

1. a term used to the describe the resulting hairstyle of a bukkake with at least a 5 man to 1 woman ratio. this can only occur when all of the men -j-c-l-t- simultaneously into the womans hair and then take turns slapping the back of her head so that when it dries, she resembles the lead singer from flock of seagulls.

2. the “there’s something about mary” cameron diaz c-m flip hairstyle multiplied by greater than or equal to a factor of 5.

3. any patch of body hair with a c-m crest.
“surgeon generals warning: studies show that too many flock of seagulls could result in permanent hair loss in women.”
while in the act of lovemaking a man allows several of his friends to hide naked in his cupboards. whilst said love making is going on, the friends raise themselves to a state of attention so they are on the same level as their generous friend. when he empties his mess inside his ladyfriend, the friends burst forth from the cupboards flapping their arms and screeching like seaguls, j-zzing all over their friend and his lover. they then circle the room in this fashion until supplies are empty.
“sh-t, did you hear about matty? i heard him and his mates gave louise the flock of seagulls for her birthday! i think they have split now…..”
when several of your bros are on the beach and doin” it with they ladies. all at once, they take out they man meat and dip it in the sand. they then re-insert it into the v-g-n-. all the ladies will scream!!!! a flock of seagulls.
mike and the boys were in the sand dunes doin’ it with their girls. they took out their man meat and dipped them into the sand and then re-inserted…….the girls screamed and it sounded like a flock of seagulls.