Floner


n. that place in between a b-n-r and being flaccid.
man i just saw this chicks b–bs for like 10 seconds but i didnt get hard, i just got a floner.
when you get a b-n-r when you see flo the progressive girl.
“i have such a raging floner right now”
a semi-limp d-ck that is in between a b-n-r and a flaccid p-n-s. it is similar to semi cooked spaghetti, a soggy uncooked sausage and a pool noodle.
man 1- i have a floner!!
man 2- d-mn bro that blows. i had a floner last night and i couldn’t even bang my grandma it was so floppy.
a weak b-n-r or more of a flacid b-n-r than a full b-n-r.
i woke up and i had this weak -ss floner with which i couldn’t do anything, even my sister.
while floating on your back in a swimming pool, you get an obvious erection that everybody notices and makes fun of you. also know as a floating b-n-r.
oh my god! look at tylers floner! haha
the term for a b-n-r, which you get while wearing a flight suit.
when that chick walked by, it was difficult to control my floner.

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