Flonger Blasted



when you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you’re feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones *sshole.
“i flonger blasted suzie so hard last night.”
“oh yeah, i love getting flonger blasted.”

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