Floof

the act of one blowing a cloud of vapor in another one’s face. preferably someone a person cares for or loves.
floofee: “why did you floof me for?”

floofer: “because i love you silly!”
floof (derived from “fluff”) is an adjective used to describe a ridiculously fluffy object or an animal (usually a long-haired cat or an equally hairy dog).

it can also be used as a verb to “floof” someone, but this only applies to the furry fandom in which one furry uses his/her fur (in the case of a long-haired furry, again a canine or feline) to overwhelm his/her friend with fluffy fur.

it can also be used as a cute non-malicious scolding or a cheering word.

alternate spellings: floofzorz, fl00f, fl00fz0rz.
ad. my cat jimmy is floofy.

v. i wanna floof you/i floofed vincent yesterday.

in context of calling someone, “oh you floof. ^^” or “it’s to the far left you floof!”.
the glorious hair style worn by martin l. gore in the 1980’s.
man, martin’s floof is looking d-mn fine tonight.
(noun form) 1. something soft and fluffy to the touch
2. anything adorable, loveable, or darling that inspires mushy feelings in someone.

(verb form) 1. to feel and/or express the mushy feelings inspired by something adorable, loveable, or darling.
(noun form)
1. “the little chick’s soft feathers were floofy and yellow.”
2. “i saw them kissing yesterday- it was the best floof i’ve seen all week.”

(verb form)
1(a). “she’s so cute when she talks like that! i’m floofing all over!”
1(b). “something really romantic happened today- i’ll floof about it to you later.”
the middle level on a two storey structure.
what separates the top floor from the bottom floor.
if one is on the lower level the roof is above them, alternatively if one is on the upper level the floor is below them.
since neither, by technical definition, is the floor or the roof, the term “floof” best describes this.
hair that is very fluffy to the extent of being fluffier than the fluffiest cloud you’ve ever seen.
eli’s hair has maxed out on the floof bar.
slang for v-g-n-
….he was trying to stick it in my floof
to restore to fullness by preening, combing, brushing, using fingers to rake, or some other form of physical manipulation.
examples are: to floof up a flat spot in a friend’s hair.
to floof a blanket or bed spread by giving it a few shakes.
to sock a flat pillow a few times to re-floof it.
to straighten the artificial branches on a christmas tree during -ssembly, so that it resembles an actual tree and not a scraggly corn stalk thing.
to adjust one’s br–sts or genitalia when they are in uncomfortable confinement.

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