Floopee
the feeling you get when you realize you skipped a test that is 25% of your grade, and instead of being upset, you eat chinese and call it a day
meg: i just realized that i missed my test!
sh-lly: how much was it worth?
meg: it was 25% of my grade!
sh-lly: are you upset?
meg: no, actually, i’m quite floopee about it.
sh-lly: oh, so you want some chinese then?
meg: precisely.
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