flooper
a socially awkward dork, who doesn’t bathe, do laundry, brush their teeth or use deoderant. they typically wear gaming clothes and can be found in front of a laptop or xbox, while gaming with other “floopers.”
they are solitary creatures, but can travel in packs and are easily offended when you mock their stupid j-panese music that they listen to on their ipods.
they are are typically virgins, and will remain that way unless the planets align or someone with low self esteem chooses to mate with them.
dude, i saw a flooper at gamestop. he was buying the new world of warcraft game. he smelled like b.o.and mountain dew. he had a f-nny pack to.
i was at the library and saw some floopers playing “magic.” they looked so pathetic.
the foulest of all farts not involving sh-t stains in your pants, an underwater fart.
darcie busted a mean flooper in the pool that capsized my toy sail boat.
the sometimes large flap of skin that hangs from one’s neck. can be stretched for maximum flooperage.
“yo, did you see that guy’s flooper?”
“heck yes i did, it was huge.”
t-tties that fold over the top, to the point where the nipples face directly downward.
hey guys, look at that girl, she totally has floopers”
a dog having ears which flop over themselves. to flop these ears back and forth is called “flooping”. a single flop is a “floop”. thus, if a dog has ears which may be flooped, it is a flooper.
awww, your chow-chow is adorable! such a cute little flooper! may i floop him?
someone who neglects, either through intent or forgetfulness, to flush the toilet after p–ping.
eeeuuww! who’s the flooper?
n. someone who uses the music production software program created by image-line software and is really good at it.
yo cuzo, that dude 9th wonder is an ill flooper.
an attempt at any kind of cooking that goes horribly wrong
for instance, you have committed a flooper when you frost the cake before it is cool and the top layer slides off the bottom layer and lands on the counter; or when you accidentally use salt in place of sugar in a recipe; or when you horribly, grotesquely burn the roast.
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