Floopjack
1. a mistake;an error
2. a mistake you made while wanting a couple of flapjacks
kid: “i missed the winning shot in the basketball game! oh floopjack.”
mom: “hey son, you want to go home and have a flapjack?”
kid: “thanks mom. i wanted one depsperatley after i missed the shot.”
a fict-tious term (for cars, computers, etc.) that is used to trick the un-educated.
in order to boost your horsepower, you must turn on your floopjack system.
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