floor dropping
top definition
when you’re about to get laid but you speak what’s really on your mind and your partner gets offended. for example, say you’re about to sh-g a mamacita and you tell her you need to get a condom because you heard she gets around. more than likely you just floor dropped, and as such, one of you is sleeping on the floor tonight (at best).
man – “hey, can you call me hulk hogan while i pound you like a veal cutlet?”
sl-t – “uhhh no! jesus christ, you’re f-cking weird…” -gets up, throws some blankets on the floor, and re-locates accordingly-
man – “man, i gotta stop floor dropping… but whatcha gonna do brother?!?!”
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