floor jockey
the unfortunate soul who, whilst crashing at accommodation, is consigned to go without bed/couch and must sleep on the floor
“sure you can crash at my place but there is only one bed and a couch. means one of you has to be the floor jockey.”
playing floor jockey:
host: “alright gang, back to mine.
all guest: “dibson not being the floor jockey!”
last guest to call it is the floor jockey.
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