Floor Monkey
people who: (1) can’t afford to buy $5,000 tables at exclusive vegas nightclubs; (2) queue in the general admissions line like muggy c-nts; (3) buy drinks at the bar like losers; and (4) dance on the floor rather than on top of their expensive waitress serviced table.
vegas dave: “cyril this is a great stag.”
cyril: “yeah mate i’m so glad we bought this $5,000 table.”
vegas dave: “yeah mate, just look at all those floor monkeys down there, dancing to chris brown.”
floor monkey: “hey what did you just say? i’m more than just a floor monkey.”
cyril: “you’re right. you’re also a muggy c-nt”.
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