floorgasm


the act of reaching the climax of s-xual intercourse while in a non-elevated position; having an aforementioned climax on the floor or ground as opposed to a raised surface.
the couple rolled off of the bed and experienced multiple flo-rg-sms.
-rg-sm (metaphoric) on the (dance)floor. the supremely satisfactory feeling one receives from finally getting that d-mn throwaway oversway, contracheck, fallaway-slip pivot-developpe amalgamation, or other complex, expensive, time-consuming, and difficult dance maneuver/step/amalgamation/etc. that causes much sweating and crying and swearing at partner.

a giddy rush of pleasure a follow (usually female) receives when led through anything “above their level” by an accomplished and kick–ss lead (usually a male) before they have enough time to worry about head-weight, shoulders, foot-tracking, hoo-haa lifting or b–b-stickin’.

what jack johnson is capable of giving any woman he dances with.

what one has when watching an awesome dancesport performance.
dancesport coach: today we’re going to learn a dip that looks as though your spine has been bent like a twizzler.

lead: -drops partner on her big fat -ss-

jack johnson: let me do it,

follow: teehee- -flo-rg-sm-

jack: -endearingly arrogant smirk-
——-

ballroom addict 1: say, did you watch that pbs america’s ballroom challenge?

obsessed ballroom addict: omg did you see ben and shalene? -flo-rg-sm!-

ballroom addict 1: dude… wipe your chin…

ben: yeah, and stop stalkin’ me!

shalene: tzah! -delivers tango-face beatdown with a supadance to the face-
when having an orgasim, you spaz out fall out of bed and finish c-ming on the floor.
guy a “f-ck my back hurts.”
guy b “what happened?”
guy a “i was f-cking my girlfriend and had a huge flo-rg-sm and landed right on my back.”
a highly s-xual pose, used often in modeling, dance and gymnastics, mostly by women. it requires lying face up on the floor, with the back arched and head back, the toes pointed down, and the legs independently writhing up and down. commonly the legs are together, with the thighs rubbing against each other, but sometimes can be performed with the writhing legs spread wide open as well.

suggests pleasure or -rg-sm, although can also be used to suggest pain.

also known as “the writhing g-ddess” pose.
she fell down on her back and had a flo-rg-sm after the stage hypnotist gave her an -rg-sm suggestion.
the act of having s-x and getting on the floor for the -rg-sm
“i watched this video where this a guy and a chick were doing it on the floor, it was quite a flo-rg-sm.”
when you have an -rg-sm on the floor
oh me and my girlfriend had a flo-rg-sm last night
an -rg-sm that takes place on the floor; inside or outside.
sally and joe had a flo-rg-sm in bob’s house.

1
2
next ›
last »

Read Also:

  • sackless wounder

    a male that has no back bone. dose not stand up for himself. acts like a b-tch. what a sackless wounder that guy was. bet he has to sit when he pees.

  • Fuck's That?

    commonly used phrase by (fatchew) when confused about anything. sombody walks into a room. f-cks that? a smoother variation on f-ck that, which basically means “no” or “forget that”. another example is b-tch please. joey: yo man, ya’ll got any cashmoney? i needz ta feedz. me: man! f-cks that! ya’ll still owe me ten bucks!

  • futt butt

    b-st-rdized verison of the insult “f-ck b-tt” i cant believe you’ve done that, you.. you.. futt b-tt!

  • Chalottage

    a place you go in the winter because it’s near a ski resort, ski hill or some type of winter activity and a place you go in the summer because it is near water or for summer relaxing. part chalet part cottage, chalottage. winter: lets go to the chalottage for skiing this weekend! summer: lets […]

  • champagne shandy

    when a long distance lorry driver paints his nails, looks in his wing mirror, and w-nks himself off. (it looks like champagne, but it’s really just a shandy) man, i was so depressed last night, even a champagne shandy didn’t cheer me up…


Disclaimer: floorgasm definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.