flooser


a fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.

a permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f-cking loser.
mark: …and so when i tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, i pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom…

gus: flooser!
a very uncommon term used by few very cool people, combination of the term ‘f-ck’ and ‘loser’.

person 1: hey, person 2, look at my tower of cards!
person 2: um, ok, maybe i would, if you weren’t a flooser.
self explanitory. f-cking loser.
f-cking loser
“that dude is such a flooser.”

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