flop top
when a male is balding and has full, thick hair on the sides and back of his head but the top consists of a few thin hairs flopping around.
a mop top gone awry.
ever since sohrab stopped shaving his head he’s been sportin a mad flop top.
homer simpson has the best flop top ever.
any portable computer with a clamsh-ll form factor that is damaged in a particular manner. the clutcbes that hold the screen portion open at the desired angle have failed, meaning that the screen require some other sort of support, otherwise it ‘flops’ to a full open position all the time.
“i got a secondhand ibook, it was really cheap because it’s a floptop”
the exact opposite of a b-n-r.
that fat, ugly girl gave me a flop-top.
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