floppy muffin
when a female grabs a man’s p-n-s at roughly the 1/2 point of the shaft then proceeds to make a circular motion on the helmet with the palm of her hand… making a once floppy m-ffin a hard m-ffin.
“yo, meg ryan gives the best floppy m-ffin ever.”
“i was at this party and some girl was handing out floppy m-ffins left and right.”
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- Floppy Joe
a s-xual act that involves having s-x with an unerected p-n-s. andrew’s dad gave me a floppy joe last night.
- Floppy Gunch
a name for a v-g-n- that has been fisted and does not please anyone becuase it is so large also a fat womans v-g-n- joe: hey man check out that babe over there. matt: no man, that chicks got a floppy gunch
- Kliggy
greeting verb: a greeting between to klansmen (members of the kkk) “kliggy brother! lets burn some naggers!”
- knocker hockey
a s-xual act that involves a man or a woman slapping another woman’s br–sts, like slapping a puck in hockey. chris just totally played some knocker hockey with stacy in the cabin.
- knockin' over tables
the act of hitting on women while intoxicated. sometimes, when drunkenly talking to a woman and resting your arm on her table, the table will get knocked over. man, g had h-lla son action before he went to talk to that chick. look at him over there, knockin’ over tables.