floppy


when one cannot get hard when a girl is trying to give said man a bl-wj-b.
when taylor got on her knees, she noticed ben was still floppy.
a type of computer disk, often 3.5”.
“i have a floppy in my pocket.”
“whatid you say?”
“i mean a floppy disk you linear-minded f-ck.”
1. a group of teenage girls who try to be popular (ie poppies) but fail
2. a group of teenage girls who erroneously think that everyone wants to be them
3. people who name their group and/or put the members of said group in number order
every time the floppies post matching facebook statuses, i slit my wrists.
a derogatory term for an insurgent fighter who trended to be black. originated with rhodesian military personnel in rhodesia (currently zimbabwe) during the rhodesian bush war. the term arises from how insurgents would flop down dead when shot.
“let’s slot floppies!”
translation: let’s go kill insurgents!
also known as a relaxing w-ng, or one that is not erect
hit her with the floppy, not the bona!
often occuring when a person(s) is “high” on marijuana, the floppies are often a feeling of relaxation, including a loss of muscle control creating the feeling of “floppiness”

on a side note “i have the floppies right now”

“matt has the floppies because he smoked a big joint”
lod lady t-tties
yo granny got floppies

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