Floptimus Prime
a middle-aged dandy, usually seen propping up bars in south london. often seen sporting a mix of modern and traditional attire; such as a silk cravat, a velour jacket and brightly coloured slacks acquired from the kings road.
takes chatting up and bedding women equally as seriously as consuming large quant-ties of alcohol. thus when both combined, a performance issue can arise(or not), thus one becomes “floptimus prime”. he must announce his new name.
picked up a frauline in the boozer last night. i had already sunk 8 liveners. got back to my digs and it all went south. i am floptimus prime.
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