a very s*xy hispanic girl with gl*sses that she’s short and her future boyfriend ricardo salinas not alberto and shes very nice and beautful
the act in witch a man proceeds to wipe the walls of his *n*s with a well coated fun-dip stick, and then continues to slide it around his taint before going all the way. “wowie! all this dip-f*ckery has me wetter than niagra falls!”
- sticky penny
when two people put elmer’s glue on their b*ttholes and scissor them together dude my *sshole still hurts from that intense sticky penny session last night!
a ship name for kirito and shadowfang maplefang is the best ship
it’s a name of a god particularly of war and sympathy in ancient egypt egyptian use to praise the god amilcar