flora-homicide
a situation where somebody is asked to water a friends or neighbors plants and flowers in the event of their absence however the request is completely forgotten about leading to the m-ssacre of many flowers.
marie only realized she had committed flora-homicide when the previously wooden floor could no longer be seen through the litter of purple flowers.
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