Florida Fire-Hose (annual event)
a town in florida is chosen after an olympics committe style choosing process.
the town spends a week collecting liquidy sh-t in a large vat, the fire hose ground collects said sh-t and places it in a fire hydrant
the fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town
people crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy sh-t
at a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one
who claim their prize of licking each other clean
man 1: yeehaaaa
girl 1: whats that smell
man 1: i just gone won me the florida fire-hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe
girl 1: d-mn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
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