Floridian Predators


referring to the elderly community that lives in south florida. due to their lack of mobility, and tendency to wear floral shirts, they blend into the natural background like the monster from the arnold schwarzenegger movie the predator. only with dentures this time.
“i was walking up from the beach earlier today, and ran straight into a floridian predator.” “impossible to see those guys!”

“dude look out!” “you are walking straight towards a group of floridian predators!”

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