Flot


adj. a copious or excessive amount. a f-cking lot.
b: how much email do you get?
n: a flot.
the ‘clapping’ sound a scr-t-m makes when slapped against skin. as it would sound during excessive “male” masturbation when the scr-t-m slaps against a palm, or during fast intercourse; when gravity and momentum slap the scr-t-m against the partner’s skin very close to an orifice. the area could be a chin, pubic region or -n-l region, depending on position of the two people involved.
hooper knew what was going on in bryan’s bedroom because he could hear the ‘flot-flot-flot’ from outside the closed door.

or,

as abel’s scr-t-m ‘flotted’ against her skin, he was amazed at just how sloppy the s-x was that night.

as a means of insult; shut up, flothead! f-ck off, flot-face! you’ve got flot breath…
pot that has been dropped or found the floor
i found some flot in my car, so we blazed a bowl in the parking lot
n. pot that fell to the floor, either just recently and retrieved, or rediscovered from a long-ago transgression. while most commonly happens in the car, due to sp-ce constrictions, flot has also been known to show up in one’s bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, etc.
danielle: “d-mn, we are all out of stuffable herbage. whatever will we do?”

dave: “i don’t know, babe-” “alright! we got some flot here!”


pot that falls on the floor; floor plot.
oh sh-t my car has so much flot in it!!

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