Flotsam Jumper


after s-x, when the man’s p-n-s is becoming flaccid, the woman leaps onto it and bends it painfully, making the p-n-s act as a piece of soft, washed-up driftwood. accordingly, the p-n-s at half-mast is referred to as “flotsam.”
“my girlfriend was p-ssed that i had come too early, so she gave me a m-ssive flotsam jumper.”

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